My Brother Is An Idiot Part 2!
Setting - It's 9PM.The lights are off. My brother is laying on his bed watching football and I'm tumblring.
Bro: MAI! TURN ON THE LIGHTS! WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Me: DUDE! YOU SLEEP RIGHT NEXT TO THE LIGHT! GO TURN IT ON BUTTFACE!
Bro: WELL I GOTTA DO HW! SO TURN IT ON!
Me: YOU'RE ON YOUR LAZY ASS! THAT'S NOT HOMEWORK!
Bro: DO IT. NOW.
Me: skfjskldfjskd asshole.
I get up and I turn on the switch. Lights goes on
Bro: UGH THE LIGHT!!!! NOOOO I'M NOT READY TO DIE YET! WHY DID YOU DO THAT ASSHOLE?!
Me: .....(Wtf is wrong with this guy?!)
Bro: GET IT MAI?! I'M A DEMENTOR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: -_- Seriously. Fail.
Another fun night with my lovely brother.
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